FROLLO LOVES TWILIGHT

Discussions about how bad Twilight is and loling at Twilight bashing sites with my friend Lee lead to this picture coming into fruition:



I do not apologize for anything.

"Nothing fulfills my dark sexual fetishes like Twilight."

-- Judge Claude Frollo

Gift Sketches

Currently doing a meme where I draw some pictures for people and I get art in return from others if I was fast enough to comment in their journal, woo hoo! Technically I should be getting around 4-5 pictures but sometimes people don't follow through with it, which is sad. :( But I love drawing for other people so HUZZAH I started right away!

Saturnian Smith for azarath:


Hotaru for Allisonface:




And I did a sketch exchange over at the SketchySketch forums and drew Simone with her kitty doll for MistyTang!

SPIDER COMMISSIONS

So a few weeks ago I did this hilarious signup for 3 lucky people to get free art from me if they paid me with a Spider Drawing.

Inspired by the Man who tried to pay his 200 dollar bill with a Spider drawing.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

Nyanko-chan paid with this:
http://heavy-gauge.net/junk/temp/cheerio.jpg

and got this:


Supinternets/Amanda paid with this:
http://pics.livejournal.com/supinternets/pic/000trbpp

and got this:


Mirre paid with this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/Mirre/images/spidercurrency.jpg

And got this:


I love my friends. XD

50's Diner Jak

Hey guys! Happy December! I got a few art posts coming your way.

First up I have a graphic for my new 50's diner themed website I'm designing..

Here is Jak (formerly known as Enerjak) dressed in a rollerbladin' skull themed 50's getup (with the WHITE SPOT burger. If you're ever in Canada you need to go to White Spot and try their burgers. They have a pickle on the top.)

Keep a lookout when www.signumfas.com gets updated eventually.

Friendly Huggin's

A random speedpaint I did of Candy and Geneviev while my boyfriend was playing Megaman 9. :D

A logo.

Yes. It's a logo. A logo I made for a coworker for their dodgeball team.

Team Barrel Roll. Yes, like from Starfox. ohhhhhh we're all geeks over at grand ol' eBay.

Chompy's Toothy Hug

This piece is well deserved for my friend DorkZombie/Tyler. He wanted me (so I put in Enerjak) or himself being ripped/eaten by his Geek zombie character, Chompy. I put both of us in there and made it super gory. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I've always wanted to draw someone sliced in half carrying their torso across the screen............
... I swear nothing's wrong with me...

Lady Bloodclaw

Part 1/3 of art I haven't posted the last week!

First I bring you a commission of DaimyoShi's character, Lady Bloodclaw. It's kind of funny, she looks like a badass fit version of me. Mwahaha.

That stare.. O________O she'll punch you in the face with it.

Strip-Me-Leon Adventures

I know this isn't art, but.. it's amusing. And I edited some of the pictures. It's.. Photography I guess? I bought an expensive action figure and you get to see me being bored and amused at plastic pecs.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*ONTO THE SHOW***~*~*~~*~*~~*



What's that, Leon? You have an incurable urge to STRIP? Well then...



TOO HOT FOR THE INTERNET? See how Leon makes a funny masculine jab at the hero from the other Resident Evil.

See that? HE'S LIFTING UP HIS SHIRT. He's doing it all on his own. This is too hot for webcam. Leon's viewers pay to have more.. So we upgrade cameras!

He really didn't want to come out of that jacket. He got a little stage fright. :(



This quote is a dedication to my dear retarded friend Jesse/Kyo

HE'S SPARKLING and I drew him a gstring AHAHAHAHAHA

Leon doesn't want to hang around with his fly undone anymore. He needs to kick it up a notch. For the LADIES.

The next shot was so hot, it landed Leon with his own commercial and product endorsement.

This picture made me have a boner :( (That's me in the corner offering.. american cash??!!?)

There really wasn't anything in his package area at all, much to my dismay. So I drew some fashionable underwear on him.

His back was less than desirable. It looked like he had the mumps or something, so I drew some faces on them. :D

OH HO HO HO HO LOLZ

Psycho-whatsits?

Last month I beat a totally awesome game my boyfriend made me play called Psychonauts. I had always wanted to play it but I never had an XBOX, nor could I find it for ps2. So I finally played it and I freaked loved it. It was original, funny, and my kind of game. :D So I had to do a fanart piece to honor some of the best characters in that game. This took me a few weeks on and off. :O

Beer for all!

Who loves beer?! Not me! I actually hate beer.

Drawing y2jenn's Kidd with beer was fun, though! Used a different CG method this time to kind of loosen up my CG skills.. it was a lot of fun! I'll post both the finish product and the step by step I put together!

Lactation Lass

O hai.

I bring you another commission.. of a BUSTY SUPERHERO LADYYYYYYY.

I really love coloring african american skin. :O It's way less fussy than us WHITE PPL.

SO yeah, here's Nathan Weber's character Lactation Lass. Hee hee hee. I giggle every time I say that word-SHUTUP I'M FIVE.

Sexy Maria Commission

I bring you Sir-Talen's character, Maria!

Ah this was fun. I love how it reminds me of raspberry-chocolate.

SierraSatyr

GOSH I AM SO LAZY ART WISE OMG.
I need to change this IMMEDIATELY

SO I drew a pic for Steph for her birthday because she's awesome and deserves art more. Seriously you guys. SHE IS GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL!

So here we go :D




Hope you like, Stephers~

2 more Signum Fas pages

Happy Virgo Month, peeps!
My birthday is coming up in 2 weeks! Yaaay. Gonna be 24.
I'm getting old! YAAAHHGH.

To celebrate my oldness, here are 2 more Signum Fas pages.
EPIC CODPIECE AWAITS YOU

MOAR PAGES~

Way to post when I hit enter, geez, silly blogspot.

So YES here are some more pages, in case you guys were DYING FOR MORE which I know you ALWAYS ARE, all hundreds of you whom view my blog. (This is sarcasm.)
This is a good thing considering when I publish it no one will have read it so no one knows what happens. XD






Death sucks. :(

NMGF and Commander Keen

I seem to get REALLY BORED at work and draw random stuff that comes to mind. Steph and I were laughing our asses off at old comic projects and ideas, and I had to draw some of my old characters, who will never die in my mind (unfortunately.) We're thinking of doing a cliche comic project this month just for kicks, so maybe that will be some fun, hehe. :D

Old characters!


Remember playing shareware version of Commander Keen from those 100 arcade game disks?! I do!!! It was hard and scary (the slugs that poop! The mushrooms! the jumping blue hyena things!! WAHHHGH!) Yeah I had to crank out some fanart of that too.

Even more Signum Fas pages

I know you're just waiting for these. WAITING. Like a fat kid waiting for a Bakery to open.



I'm just kidding. I wasn't calling you fat. (I shouldn't talk, freaking Beard Papa's belly right here..)



OK seriously.

3 More Signum Fas pages

Here's more Signum Fas pages, brought to you by Cheesecake. It's what keeps our bodies movin'! If you don't believe me, ask the dishes!

Signum Fas pages

Since I don't have any art to post because I've been working on my COMIC I thought since it's my art blog I can post my comic because you know.. it's epic. And it's taken lots of work so far. So here's the last 6 pages I've worked on this past week. Woo!





WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN THIS BLOODY MASSACRE!?

Stay tuned.